dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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