I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Duck Duck Cougar?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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