so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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