Your face is a jimmy john
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
