They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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