Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
As shirtless as possible
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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