i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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