oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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