The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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