Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He? As in you personified your dick?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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