Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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