question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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