this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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