rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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