he shaved USA in his pubs
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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