yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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