ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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