Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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