have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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