I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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