what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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