ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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