That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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