You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i dont even know how to be here
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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