i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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