I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Pooping to opera.
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