You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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