so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
