so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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