Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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