My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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