Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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