I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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