The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize