you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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