It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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