No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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