five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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