Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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