we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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