i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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