afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We had sex on a dog bed..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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