If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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