Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
