she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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