READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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