Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
