i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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