we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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