mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
