You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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