can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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