I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come see our sink grown plant.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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