Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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