You're so nebulous sometimes
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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