It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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