you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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