your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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