what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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