well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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